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[Quite an bbq-ish evening]

hello

That was nice

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

hello

[BBQ: Professional Hustler]

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Excellent movie :}

Eternal-Panda responds:

Thank you =)

[The Real Truth]

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You know, I never thought of it this way

[Funny Cola]

Good, but

I need to tell you a little about how Funny Cola can't throw away its integrity and expect the world to respect it for it. And so I shall. In the text that follows, I won't bother discussing the flaws in Funny Cola's logic, because it really doesn't use any logic. When you get right down to it, we were put on this planet to be active, to struggle, and to address the legitimate anger, fear, and alienation of people who have been mobilized by Funny Cola because they saw no other options for change. We were not put here to poke and pry into every facet of our lives, as Funny Cola might claim. Funny Cola wonders why everyone hates it. Apparently, it never stopped to think that maybe it's because it wants to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Funny Cola's gossamer grasp of reality. To say anything else would be a lie.

It's quasi-abysmal for Funny Cola to advocate its vaporings amid a hue and cry as quixotic as it is unenlightened. Or perhaps I should say, it's juvenile. Noxious ex-cons can go right ahead and convict me for saying that I regard Funny Cola the way I would the sort of stinking filth I might have to clean off my boots after a careless walk in a dog kennel, but History, acting as the goddess of a higher truth and a higher justice, will one day smilingly tear up this verdict, acquitting me of all guilt and blame. Funny Cola operates on the basis of an unremitting hatred of civility and decency, as evidenced by the way that life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is Funny Cola so compelled to complain about situations over which it has no control? I mean, if Funny Cola could have one wish, it'd wish for the ability to pilfer the national treasure. Then, people the world over would be too terrified to acknowledge that Funny Cola contends that it is a martyr for freedom and a victim of antidisestablishmentarianism. Sounds rather savage, doesn't it? Well, that's Funny Cola for you. Funny Cola's theatrics are just a rhetorical ploy to get away from the obvious fact that on a television program last night, I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "It may be helpful to take a step back and indicate in a rough and approximate way the two revolting tendencies that I believe are the main driving force of modern corporatism." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual. The facts are in: Funny Cola's modes of thought are grounded in phony acts of kindness.

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It's very true

[Moanys Rant 1]

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more moany plz

[11/06 - Mr Artist's Plan]

Mr_Artist

The apocalypse has begun.